the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings
"It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger."
Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last? (via c-oquetry) ←
those tumblr users that everyone else loves but you can’t stand
- me: but it's 2 AM
- stomach: did i fucking stutter
how do i get over someone who i never dated